Kornblume

To be young and in love.
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跟老黑聊出来的非常恶俗的笑话,就不打TAG了……

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There was a law in the city of Athens which gave to its citizens the power of forcing their daughters to marry whomever they pleased. For if a daughter refused to marry the man her father had chosen to be her husband, the father might by thus law cause her to be put to death. Egeus: Hermia, you have to marry Demetrious, the best guy in the city.    Hermia: I’m sorry, Dad! I can’t be his wife.     Egeus: Why do you refused to marry Demetrius? He is really a worthy gentleman!   Hermia: But I don’t love him. I' ve fell in love with Lysander. Egeus: Lysander? Is he better than Demetrious? No!   Hermia: Oh! Dad! Demettrious had ever said that he love my friend, Helena, and she, a sweet lady also love him deeply.  Egeus: No matter what you say, I’ve decided to let you marry to Demetrious. I stick to do this!     


(一)

盖里克起夜去上厕所。

从走廊到厕所都黑漆漆的,要不是内急他真的不想去。

他摸着走廊墙壁一路走到厕所,还没来得及脱裤子就听见厕所里有什么动静,正想看个究竟呢,就见着黑暗里突然闪起微弱的白光,当时他就炸了,转身拔腿就跑,一路冲回宿舍,近乎崩溃地大喊:咱们厕所闹鬼啊!!!

泽菲兰等人给他喊醒了,走出来查看情况,正在大家决定要去厕所一探真假时,格里诺从外边儿进来,特恼火地冲盖里克说:你干啥呢,我蹲坑好好的玩个手机怎么你了,至于转身就走吗?!


(二)

盖里克又去起夜上厕所。

从走廊到厕所真的都黑漆漆,要不是内急他真的不是特别乐意去。

他摸着走廊墙壁一路走到厕所,没听见有什么动静,也没见着什么光。盖里克松了口气,刚走进一个隔间准备蹲下,黑暗中一双强而有力的手托住了他的臀部。

盖里克脑子里瞬间爆炸出无数鬼故事,比如红手厕纸体育报纸……然后——

“盖里克我可你去大爷的吧!老子还蹲在这儿呢!”格里诺愤怒地喊道。


没了。大小姐不要打我!




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